Reindeer Stable
in the North Pole

Rudolf & Blitzen Reindeer Stables
c/o Santa Claus
One Saint Nicolas Claus Plaza
North Pole, North America 00000-0000

Santa's eMail List

December 24, 2000

Hello,

We asked Santa to take a picture of us outside. did you see it?
Well today is the day we leave, we'll be leaving soon.

Well these are the tips for tonight.

1. You have to go to bed early tonight, Christmas Eve.
You would ask, Why?

Well it's because when we go with SAnta and we stop to
deliver a toy or order at your house and... Oh!... No!

Says Santa,

"The kids in this house are not sleeping"

Then this creates a problem. We can't leave your presents
and Santa has to put your presents a side and continue to the
next kid's house on his list.

What do you think happens with those presents that get put to
one side?

Well we're gonna tell you, cause you sent us lots of hugs and
kisses:
1. They break cause we step on them with our hooves when
they fall on the ground.

2. They fall off the sleigh on to the ground or if we are in the
air, well, I don't know...

So then when mom and dad or Granma and Grandpa or your
Uncle and...( Stop...don't mention any more family members)
say, that it's time for bed, well go right to bed, Well, eat your
cookies first and don't forget ( yes, like me, Blitzen ) the milk
( It's my turn now Rudolf, Let me write something ) Wait i'm
just about finished, ( but it's my turn ), Don't rush me cause
i'm a reindeer and it's very dificult to use the keyboard with
my hooves ( yes, your right, I forgot we're reindeers )( Did i tell
you that the other day i was writing a letter and i was entering
the order number and my hoove got stuck in the keyboard and
a lot of numbers came out.... like these... look....
8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 oh! no! it
happened again ) Yes i can see what happened to you, it happened
to me , too, and then you can't erase it. Well, i've forgotten who
this letter is for. ( i know, it's for the kids that wrote to us ) yes,
it's for all the kids in Santa's list ( look, i remember ) I can
see Blitzen, that's very good, but you forgot a lot of names and
addresses that we had to re-deliver the toys Santa set a side.

You have no idea how hard it is to return to all those houses
and give to those kids that don't go to bed ontime their gifts at
last and guess who's job it is to keep track of all those names,
yeap, you guessed it, Blitzen. I lead the Reindeers up front ( YEs,
it's true, Rudolf )

But, that's another story... We'll leave it for another day.

Well, these are the secrets:

1. Eat your cookies and drink your milk
2. Go right to bed oops... Brush your teeth first
3. Then you lay down in bed ( you forgot to pray ) your right
4. Say your prayers ( pray for that all goes well for us tonight
and that it not be too cold )

We'll write again

Well, we send you all, From Reindeers stable, lots of hugs and kisses.

Blitzen y Rudolf